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I wrote a book. It’s called “Bender at the Bon Parisien,” and I hope you’ll read it. It’s a novel—a comedy/mystery about an American couple who spend an all-nighter in their hotel bar in Paris. Bender at the Bon Parisien is available here.

This blog will function as a place for me to talk about the book, events surrounding it’s promotion, the city of Paris, or whatever else. Occasionally, I may float one of my billion dollar business ideas,  but I already have dedicated space for that, obviously.

Thank you in advance for reading!